HOAX Mask
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Hedge your bets by telling the world that you think COVID-19 is just a silly hoax, all while protecting yourself and other from the deadly virus if you happen to be incorrect. You can't lose!
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5 Stars!
This is one of the few face masks that really falls in line with my sensibilities. I most certainly think that COVID-19 is a hoax, but not in the way that most people think. The virus is absolutely floating around out there, but let's jsut say that the government hasn't been 100% up front with us about its effects on the human body. Additionally, there are a million reasons why you should wear a face mask aside from the "novel" coronavirus. It's just common sense.
5 Stars!
Since the end of 2019 I've been living in an alternate reality on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Today's a Wednesday, so I'm a little disoriented from the switching back and forth and forgot which reality is the real alternate and which is the real one. But one of them doesn't have any of this covid nonsense going on. Life carries on as normal and people don't wear masks all day. If folks in the other reality don't need to wear masks and they're all fine, then I don't think the people in this reality need to wear them either. But people in non-alternate reality yell at me when I don't wear a mask and keep it over my nose, so I do it anyhow. If that makes people feel better, then so be it.
3 Stars!
Wait, is the mask a hoax or is covid a hoax? I don't get it.
4 Stars!
The straps were a little too small for my ears, resulting in a tight fit. But that's my fault since I chose the 6.5 inch straps at checkout. Don't make the same mistake I did!